Way too cute. It helps.
How to Install LOVE
Tech Support: Hello … how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ?
Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error - Program not run on external components.” What should I do?
Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Resik's 22nd Birthday :) :)
Hari rabu kemarin gw sama teman² berhasil bikin surprise buat Ulang Tahunnya Resik.
Setelah taun lalu di tanggal 31 Juli kita berhasil bikin yg ultah nangis abis²an gara² terharu, hehehe..
Tadinya pengen surprise-in ke rumahnya Resik malem² abis dia pulang kuliah, ternyata rencananya berubah karna keluarganya Resik ngajakin kita makan di Bandar Jakarta dan bikin surprise disana.
Ada kejadian lucu, pas udah nyampe disana, emon megangin kue dan gw jagain lilin (udah kayak babay ngefet gw), tau²nya pas lg jalan buru² kita ngelewatin AC dan mendadak sontak lilinnya langsung mati semua dan gw berdua emon teriak sekenceng²nya sampe semua mas² mba² sama keluarganya Resik ngeliatin.. Hahaha. Alhasil pas nyampe di Resik lilinnya msh blm nyala :D
And this is the present from US to RESIK PERMATA SARI..
Setelah taun lalu di tanggal 31 Juli kita berhasil bikin yg ultah nangis abis²an gara² terharu, hehehe..
Tadinya pengen surprise-in ke rumahnya Resik malem² abis dia pulang kuliah, ternyata rencananya berubah karna keluarganya Resik ngajakin kita makan di Bandar Jakarta dan bikin surprise disana.
Ada kejadian lucu, pas udah nyampe disana, emon megangin kue dan gw jagain lilin (udah kayak babay ngefet gw), tau²nya pas lg jalan buru² kita ngelewatin AC dan mendadak sontak lilinnya langsung mati semua dan gw berdua emon teriak sekenceng²nya sampe semua mas² mba² sama keluarganya Resik ngeliatin.. Hahaha. Alhasil pas nyampe di Resik lilinnya msh blm nyala :D
And this is the present from US to RESIK PERMATA SARI..
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Beautiful Song by Feist and Beautiful Video by Plain White T's
Feist - La Meme Histoire - We're all in the dance
Life's a dance, we all have to do
What does the music require?
People are moving together
Close as the flames in a fire
Feel the beat; music and rhyme
While there is time.
We all go 'round and 'round
Partners of lost and found
Looking for one more chance
All I know is,
We're all in the dance
Night and Day, the music plays on
We are all part of the show
While we can hold on to someone
Even though life won't let us go
Feel the beat; music and rhyme
While there is time.
We all go round and round
Partners of lost and found
Looking for one more chance
All I know is,
We're all in the dance
We're all in the dance
We all go round and round
Partners of lost and found
Looking for one more chance
All we know is,
We're all in the dance
Life's a dance, we all have to do
What does the music require?
People are moving together
Close as the flames in a fire
Feel the beat; music and rhyme
While there is time.
We all go 'round and 'round
Partners of lost and found
Looking for one more chance
All I know is,
We're all in the dance
Night and Day, the music plays on
We are all part of the show
While we can hold on to someone
Even though life won't let us go
Feel the beat; music and rhyme
While there is time.
We all go round and round
Partners of lost and found
Looking for one more chance
All I know is,
We're all in the dance
We're all in the dance
We all go round and round
Partners of lost and found
Looking for one more chance
All we know is,
We're all in the dance
Plain White T's - 1 2 3 4
1-2-1-2-3-4
Give me more loving than I've ever had
Make it all better when I'm feeling sad
Tell me I'm special even when I know I'm not
Make it feel good when it hurts so bad
Barely get mad
I'm so glad I found you
I love being around you
You make it easy
It's as easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4
There's only
ONE thing (one)
TWO do (two)
THREE words (three)
FOUR you... (four)
(I love you) I love you
There's only
ONE way (one)
TWO say (two)
Those THREE words (three)
And that's what I'll do... (four)
(I love you) I love you
Give me more loving from the very start
Piece me back together when I fall apart
Tell me things you never even tell your closest friends
Make it feel good when it hurts so bad
The best that I've had
And I'm so glad I found you
I love being around you
You make it easy
It's as easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4
There's only
ONE thing (one)
TWO do (two)
THREE words (three)
FOUR you... (four)
(I love you) I love you
There's only
ONE way (one)
TWO say (two)
Those THREE words (three)
And that's what I'll do... (four)
(I love you) I love you
(I love you) I love you
You make it easy
It's as easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4
There's only
ONE thing
TWO do
THREE words
FOUR you...
(I love you) I love you
There's only
ONE way
TWO say
Those THREE words
And that's what I'll do...
(I love you) I love you
(I love you) I love you
1-2-3-4
I love you
(I love you) I love you
1-2-1-2-3-4
Give me more loving than I've ever had
Make it all better when I'm feeling sad
Tell me I'm special even when I know I'm not
Make it feel good when it hurts so bad
Barely get mad
I'm so glad I found you
I love being around you
You make it easy
It's as easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4
There's only
ONE thing (one)
TWO do (two)
THREE words (three)
FOUR you... (four)
(I love you) I love you
There's only
ONE way (one)
TWO say (two)
Those THREE words (three)
And that's what I'll do... (four)
(I love you) I love you
Give me more loving from the very start
Piece me back together when I fall apart
Tell me things you never even tell your closest friends
Make it feel good when it hurts so bad
The best that I've had
And I'm so glad I found you
I love being around you
You make it easy
It's as easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4
There's only
ONE thing (one)
TWO do (two)
THREE words (three)
FOUR you... (four)
(I love you) I love you
There's only
ONE way (one)
TWO say (two)
Those THREE words (three)
And that's what I'll do... (four)
(I love you) I love you
(I love you) I love you
You make it easy
It's as easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4
There's only
ONE thing
TWO do
THREE words
FOUR you...
(I love you) I love you
There's only
ONE way
TWO say
Those THREE words
And that's what I'll do...
(I love you) I love you
(I love you) I love you
1-2-3-4
I love you
(I love you) I love you
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Cerita Gw di Nguping Jakarta
Hehehehehe kiriman cerita via email gw ke ngupingjakarta akhirnya di publish juga!!
Silahkan bisa diliat disini..
Tapi yg satu lagi blm dimasukin kayaknya, ga terlalu lucu kali ya.. Hehe.
Gw baru inget ceritanya itu tentang bokap gw yg salah ngomong, tp gw lupa salah ngomong apa :D
Seneng pokoknya gw cerita gw udah tampil dan bisa dilihat banyak orang, walaupun orang² ga tau itu cerita dari gw. Thank you Nguping Jakarta!!
Silahkan bisa diliat disini..
Tapi yg satu lagi blm dimasukin kayaknya, ga terlalu lucu kali ya.. Hehe.
Gw baru inget ceritanya itu tentang bokap gw yg salah ngomong, tp gw lupa salah ngomong apa :D
Seneng pokoknya gw cerita gw udah tampil dan bisa dilihat banyak orang, walaupun orang² ga tau itu cerita dari gw. Thank you Nguping Jakarta!!
Monday, May 4, 2009
Miss Those silly-yet-very-addicting Bulletin Boards
Waktu friendster masih hits berat dan masih naik daun parah, siapa sih yg gak tau bulletin board? Hehehe.
Hari ini entah mengapa kok gw kangen ngisi bulletin board di friendster..
Pertanyaan² bodoh dan gak penting. Tapi tetep aja gw sering ngisi bulletin board!
Mungkin banyak yg nganggep itu gak penting (dan emang ga penting) tp seru aja jawab²in pertanyaan² konyol yg sering diulang²..
Sebenernya sih tinggal buka friendster trus dijawab²in deh tu bulbo (nama keren) tp barusan aja gw buka friendster gw dan itu kayak gak ada kehidupan, ga ada comment, friend request, atau apapun yg bikin gw berinteraksi sama teman².. Hahaha.
Akhirnya gw lanjut buat ngecek ada yg nge-post bulbo apa nggak dan ternyata gak ada!
Yg ada cuman yg post²in pertanyaan²nya gitu tp ga ada yg jawab. Hahahaha.
And for the old times sake, now i'm gonna post it right here :p
Subject : what, when, why, who, where
Hari ini entah mengapa kok gw kangen ngisi bulletin board di friendster..
Pertanyaan² bodoh dan gak penting. Tapi tetep aja gw sering ngisi bulletin board!
Mungkin banyak yg nganggep itu gak penting (dan emang ga penting) tp seru aja jawab²in pertanyaan² konyol yg sering diulang²..
Sebenernya sih tinggal buka friendster trus dijawab²in deh tu bulbo (nama keren) tp barusan aja gw buka friendster gw dan itu kayak gak ada kehidupan, ga ada comment, friend request, atau apapun yg bikin gw berinteraksi sama teman².. Hahaha.
Akhirnya gw lanjut buat ngecek ada yg nge-post bulbo apa nggak dan ternyata gak ada!
Yg ada cuman yg post²in pertanyaan²nya gitu tp ga ada yg jawab. Hahahaha.
And for the old times sake, now i'm gonna post it right here :p
Subject : what, when, why, who, where
~~WHAT~~
1. Apa yg kmu pikirkan saat ini ?
: "asik akhirnya ngisi bulbo"
2. Apa yg ingin kmu katakan pd seseorang yg ternyata sgt sayang sm kamu?
: "aku sayang kamu juga"
3. Apa yg kamu katakan saat kmu bangun td pagi?
: jam berapa iniii..
4. Apa rencana kamu besok?
: merayakan ulang tahun papa
5. Apa mimpi terindah kamu?
: banyak
6. Apa lagu yg pernah membuat kamu menangis?
: james morrison - pieces don't fit anymore
7. Apa film yg mengingatkan kamu dgn mantan kamu?
: banyak. LOL
8. Pujian apa yg paling membuatmu senang?
: baik bgt
9. Apa yg saat ini kamu inginkan?
: sendal baru, tas baru. udah ga mau muluk²
10. Apa yg akan kamu lakukan jika pacar kamu dtg ke rumah membawa bunga?
: makasiiih, tp kan ak bilang jgn beliin bunga lagi! hahaha
11. Apa yang akan kamu lakukan jika mantan kamu menelpon kamu dan bilang "kangen"?
: hmmm.. so?
12. Apa yg kamu suka dr pacar/gebetan kamu?
: inner beauty *wekkkkss
13. Apa yang kamu benci dr mantan kamu?
: ya masa ditulis?
14. Kata apa yg bisa mendeskripsikan keadaan kamu detik ini?
14. Kata apa yg bisa mendeskripsikan keadaan kamu detik ini?
: senang campur deg²an
15. Apa yang membuat kamu tertawa terakhir kali?
: telvonan sm pacar gw
~~WHEN~~
1. Jam brp kamu bangun td pagi?sholat subuh ga?
: jam 10. hehehehehehe.
2. Kapan terakhir x kamu menangis?
: waktu terjadi weekend drama
3. Kapan terakhir x kmu patah hati?
: sudah lupa tuh
4. Kapan terakhir x kamu kecewa krn seseorang?
: pas weekend drama juga
5. Kapan terakhir x kamu ditembak?
: lebih dari 20 bulan yang lalu
6. Kapan terakhir kali kamu kesal dan rasanya ingin membunuh orang?
: lupa
7. Kapan kamu berencana untuk mempunyai anak?
: pas udah nikah
8. Kapan kamu terakhir x belanja?
: hmm kayaknya 3 minggu yg lalu
9. Kapan terakhir kali kamu menolak seseorang?
: totally forgot
10. Kapan kamu merasakan first kiss kamu?
: SMP :D
~~WHY~~
1. Kenapa kamu ngisi bulbo ini?
: i told u so, i missed u!
2. Kenapa kamu kesal?
: kpn gw kesel? *pertanyaan kayak gini yg paling ngangenin abisan sotoy pertanyaannya
3. Kenapa kamu malas belajar?
: karna pelajarannya susah
4. Kenapa kamu sayang dia (org yg sedang kamu sayangi)?
: karna dia patut untuk disayangi *cie elaaahh
5. Kenapa kamu minta balikan sm mantan kamu?
: siapa yg minta balikan?
6. Kenapa kamu ngefans sm kangen band?
: elo kali yg ngefans! hahaha.
8. Kenapa kamu mau dikhianati?
: menurut lo?
10. Kenapa kamu putus dgn mantan kamu?
: ada deh
~~WHO~~
1. Siapa orang yang pertama kali kamu ingat saat kamu bgn pagi ini?
: arya yudha prawira
2. Siapa orang yg paling berharga bwt kamu?
: family, friends, bf
3. Siapa yg sedang kamu sebel?
: ga ada
4. Siapa yg terakhir kamu peluk?
: arya
5. Siapa orang yg terakhir kamu curhatin?
: renong marwetong
6. Siapa yg terakhir x telpon kamu?
: arya
7. Siapa teman yg terakhir x kamu temui?
: the weekend-ers
8. Siapa orang yg ingin kamu temui?
: hugh jackman *mau kissy² buat film wolverine nya yg akebb!!
9. Siapa yg paling ngertiin kamu?
: arya
10. Dgn siapa terakhir x kamu chatting?
: arya (plis not him again)
10. Dgn siapa terakhir x kamu clubing?
: saya anak baik²
~~WHERE~~
1. Di mana kamu skrg?
: kamar
2. Di mana tempat fav kamu?
: banyak cuy
3. Tempat yg selalu kamu ingin datangi?
: Mall! hahahahaha
4. Tempat kamu nangis terakhir kali?
: rumah babayuuu
5. Tempat paling berkesan?
: banyak men!
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